Friday, May 7, 2010

May 5th - Pig


If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?
If you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear what can you make with it?
If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?
What do pigs say when they don't want to do something? Would it be 'Yea when humans fly'?
Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?
Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn?
Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?
Would a small pig be called a hamlet?

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